A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Gate number 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If any of you can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.' With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F*** You!!!' Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit) 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too!!!

Hilarious!

A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the pre screening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions. "Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly. Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, he sighed, "Every time."

Oh boys!

I am hot and horny! I need to cum and I want you to cum with me. Give me a call on Nite Flirt and lets play together.

Hilarious!

President Vladimir Putin called Tony Blair with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "my people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Vladimir, the English people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the Prime minister. "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Blair. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied tony Blair and, with that, he hung up and called the President of Durex. "I need a favour, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia." "Consider it done," said the President of Durex. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said tony Blair, "print 'MADE IN ENGLAND, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

I bought a case of beer and as soon as the boys were done installing my floor I ordered pizza and handed them a cold one. Who can pass up free beer? There were 2 of em and they had took their shirts off hours ago because of the heat. It was all I could do not to drool! It didnt take long before they had had a 6 pack each and we all were enjoying the cool breezes of the early evening when I made my move to get what I wanted most. Cock. Hot hard young cock. And these boys were primed! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you just how I got what I wanted most!

Gonna replace the floors in my house. I think its time to get rid of all the carpets. I should enjoy the process too! All those young men cumming and going. Wonder how many of them I will get to play with? I should think there will be times I have to play with more then just one at a time. Mmmmmm. My favorite is 3 at a time. One for each plug as it were. I am trying to decide who to get my floors from. Anyone have any ideas. Who has the best prices and such. Dont forget they must install as well. I have to have a taste of the installation boys!