Naughty Naughty.....

So whats a girl to do when she hasn't had any in a few days? She goes to the library. Yes the library. I found me a nice young man who was all shy and bashful and turned him into my little slut! Totally trained this one too! I can just see his future girlfriend! She wont know what hit her when this young man gets between her thighs. She will know she is one lucky young women!

A little piece of knowledge....

The use of lube is most important. Especially if your fighting dryness in your pussy. If you’re not familiar with lubricants, take plenty of time and try different kinds, from those with no taste to lubricants with the taste of exotic fruits and so on. Don’t consider the purchase of a lubricant as a result of “problems in old age”, but think of it as an aid that will spice up you sex life and turn sexual intercourse into an exciting and erotic adventure. Don't forget that with anal sex, lube is vital to enjoying it. Use lots of it and take your time adjusting to having a cock or toy in there.  

Waiting.....

Waiting for you to call me on Nite Flirt. I am so hot and horny. I have my toys ready to play with. Are you up for some mutual masturbation?

A lovely article....

Women’s sexual satisfaction may improve with age

By Jennifer LaRue Huget

Here’s something to look forward to: New research finds that women’s sexual satisfaction may actually improve as they get older.

The study, published in the January issue of the American Journal of Medicine, looked at such sexual satisfaction-related factors as hormone use, frequency of arousal, lubrication, orgasm and pain during sexual intercourse along with sexual desire and satisfaction among 806 women ages 40 to 100 (median age 67; 63 percent post-menopausal).

The researchers found that, while sexual activity declined as women aged, about half of those age 80 or older reported being sexually satisfied most or all of the time. In fact, the oldest women studied were the most satisfied overall, and those older women who had recently been sexually active reported that they had satisfying orgasms with about the same frequency as did the youngest women. Overall, among women who were sexually active, about 67 percent said they reached orgasm most times or every time they took part in sexual activity.

But 40 percent of all the women studied reported never or hardly ever feeling sexual desire. A third of those who were sexually active said they had low sexual desire.

Still, 61 percent of the women said they were happy with their sex lives — no matter what their level of sexual activity was, and no matter whether they had a partner or not.

The authors clarify that in this particular study, “sexual activity was not always necessary for sexual satisfaction. Those who were not sexually active may have achieved sexual satisfaction through touching, caressing or other intimacies developed over the course of a long relationship,” the study notes.

Do any of these findings surprise you?

I went to a party at a friends and wasnt too surprised when I walked in and everyone was busy eating.....(wicked naughty laughter) .....There was tuns of young men with strong bodys plowing all these cougars fields! I was late getting there, but by golly I wasn't missing out! I had to have one of the young men take me back to my hotel after the party cause I could hardly stand!......OK OK so I took 2 of them young men back with me to the hotel. I will admit it. I am a greedy bitch!
Listen to my voice..

See if you know the right answer?

What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long, has a head on it, and that women love so much that they often blow it?

Email me the right answer and I will send you a free minute to talk to me on Nite Flirt. Lets see how naughty we can get.

See if you know the right answer.....

What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

Email me the correct answer and I will send you a free minute to chat with me on Nite Flirt. You never know what we might end up chatting about.

See if you know the correct answer....

What is a four-letter word that ends in 'k' and means the same as intercourse?

If you know the answer email me and I will send you a free minute to talk to me on Nite Flirt.

I am in the mood for some Anal....

I have such lovely toys to play with. Call me. Cum and fuck my ass on Nite Flirt.

Hilarious

A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned. In due time, she fell in love with a soldier and had his picture tattooed on her left breast. This romance also waned. Sometime later, she fell in love with a marine and married him. That night when they were undressing for bed he began to laugh. She asked, "What in the world is so funny?" He said, "Oh, I'm just thinking what long faces those two guys are going to have in about ten years from now.

A crowded Virgin flight was cancelled after Virgin's 767s had been withdrawn from service. A single attendant was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, 'I HAVE to be on this flight and it HAS to be FIRST CLASS'. The attendant replied, 'I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these people first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out.' The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, 'DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?' Without hesitating, the attendant smiled and grabbed her public address microphone: 'May I have your attention please, may I have your attention please,' she began - her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. 'We have a passenger here at Gate number 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If any of you can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14.' With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the Virgin attendant, gritted his teeth and said, 'F*** You!!!' Without flinching, she smiled and said, (I love this bit) 'I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that too!!!

Hilarious!

A friend and her husband were participating in a blood drive, and as part of the pre screening process, an elderly volunteer was asking some questions. "Have you ever paid for sex?" the woman asked my friend's husband sweetly. Glancing wearily over at his wife, trying to calm a new baby and tend to several other children milling around her, he sighed, "Every time."

Oh boys!

I am hot and horny! I need to cum and I want you to cum with me. Give me a call on Nite Flirt and lets play together.

Hilarious!

President Vladimir Putin called Tony Blair with an emergency: "Our largest condom factory has exploded!" the Russian President cried; "my people's favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!" "Vladimir, the English people would be happy to do anything within their power to help you," replied the Prime minister. "I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tie us over?" "Why certainly! I'll get right on it!" said Blair. "Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin. "Yes?" "Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4" in diameter?" said Putin. "No problem," replied tony Blair and, with that, he hung up and called the President of Durex. "I need a favour, you've got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send them to Russia." "Consider it done," said the President of Durex. "Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide." "Easily done. Anything else?" "Yeah," said tony Blair, "print 'MADE IN ENGLAND, SIZE MEDIUM' on each one."

I bought a case of beer and as soon as the boys were done installing my floor I ordered pizza and handed them a cold one. Who can pass up free beer? There were 2 of em and they had took their shirts off hours ago because of the heat. It was all I could do not to drool! It didnt take long before they had had a 6 pack each and we all were enjoying the cool breezes of the early evening when I made my move to get what I wanted most. Cock. Hot hard young cock. And these boys were primed! Call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you just how I got what I wanted most!

Gonna replace the floors in my house. I think its time to get rid of all the carpets. I should enjoy the process too! All those young men cumming and going. Wonder how many of them I will get to play with? I should think there will be times I have to play with more then just one at a time. Mmmmmm. My favorite is 3 at a time. One for each plug as it were. I am trying to decide who to get my floors from. Anyone have any ideas. Who has the best prices and such. Dont forget they must install as well. I have to have a taste of the installation boys!

I must admit I had a great time getting my new pics done! The camera man was just my flavor....young dumb and full of......well you get the picture! Hahaha. I think getting my photos done is so erotic and so exciting for everyone involved. It would explain the fuck fest after the photo shoot. That young man sure could rock them hips too. He had his dick deep in me more times then I can count! Which made it such a lovely afternoon. He didn't even charge me for the photo shoot! Said he had so much fun he couldn't see charging me anything. I shall be using him again for my next set! Heres one of my new pics.

Hope you enjoy as much as I did!

Strip poker can be very interesting if you have the right players involved. Lucky me I had the cards stacked in my favor! Several of my young men came over to play some cards. For each hand they lost they lost one article of clothing. Soon they were all naked and the their wagers started to get interesting with out any more clothes to take off. One young man lost a hand and received 20 swats. Another ate my pussy till I came. Before the evening was over, I had one acting as my foot stool and another my chair. I sat back smoking a cigar contemplating just what I was gonna do for the last hand. They were all so eager to please me. Then a wicked thought came into my mind...

...Call me on Nite Flirt and I'll tell you what I did to those sweet young men!

Route 66

I have to say it was a adventure! I spent a week on the road with a couple of friends and enjoyed route 66. I say everyone should do it once in their life! The scenery is incredible and the placed to wet ya whistle! In one of this little dives the was this young man who was tending bar. Me and the girls showed that boy how to close a bar. Hahaha. Make sure to call me on Nite Flirt and I will tell you all about showing this young man just how much fun us women with experience can have!

His wedding gift.

The young man had known me for years. I use to change his diapers for petes sake. And he was getting married. So when he came up to me at the bar and started hitting on me I found myself in a predicament. He was adorable but very drunk. Or I thought he was. His body kept rubbing up against mine with his crotch rubbing my ass. There was no denying his cock was as hard. Then I felt his hand slipping up into my shirt. Lord the boy was going to try and fuck me right there at the bar. Were it not for the fact I would get arrested for it, I would have let him fuck me too! Since he was so determined to get into my pants, I had him follow me out to my car. I crawled into my back seat and turned around.That boy crawled on top of me and had his cock in me so fast it made my head spin. His mouth was devouring my nipples and his balls slapping my ass as he fucked my eyes out. He whispered to me that he had been waiting for years for this chance. Now that he had it he wasnt going to stop. Thats when I realized he was no where near drunk as I had thought. He spurted his load in my cunt and then pulled his still hard cock out and told me to suck it clean. Mmmmm and that cum covered cock was delightfully tasty! We fucked for several hours in the back set of my car. The sun was coming up when his last load hit me in the face. I drove home with his cum still dripping off my little chin. The young man got married that day. I was his last fling. I hope he enjoyed my wedding gift.

I went to the Dr.

Dr Roberts called me into his exam room his self. His nurse had already gone for the day and he was seeing me as a courtesy. I have been going to him for years. When I went in the exam room he was his friendly self as usual. He asked what seemed to be my problem. I was blunt with him, which shocked him a bit. I explained that all of the sudden I have become extra horny. I mean, I need to get fucked hard at least few times a day horny. Further that I needed to cum repeatedly. Then he shocked me. He undid his pants and asked if his cock would satisfy me at least for now! Oh my to my wicked delight he has a long dong dick. I had him fucking me right there in the exam room. As he left the room he told me to schedule a follow up for next week at the same time! I never knew what a devil that man was! One thing was for sure....he could fuck a lady blind!

I have been so busy lately! I shall officially launch myself on Nite Flirt on Monday! I can take your naughty calls now though boys!
 Since I needed a little break from all this hard work...... I had a old friend come over for dinner and I intentionally got him a little drunk! Men aren't the only ones who like to use alcohol to rid the object of their desire from his/her inhibitions! After the dessert was finished I asked him if I could have my dessert now. At first he was clueless, but as I got to all fours and crawled over to where he sat he got the idea fast! I enjoyed my dessert very well!

Nite Flirt Listings

Welp I have all the ground work done and ready for when Nite Flirt approves my listings! I cant wait to hear from you all. So many new adventures we shall share and experience! Be sure to email me your ideas....you never know what I might try next!

Hi! I am Andrea Tiddles.....

I am a single 55 year old lady who was raised in the deep south. You know living in then bible belt people tend to be a little uptight about sex. As I have gotten older I have become so curious about the naughty sides of sex,  I decided to throw out most of my lady like behaviors especially in my bedroom! So for the last year I have been trying all sorts of sexual things and cant wait to start to share them with you on Nite Flirt. I am hoping that you will give me many many naughty ideas to try! Cant wait to chat with you!